There’s a clip from last week’s dramatic Giants win over the Super Bowl champion Eagles that perfectly sums up the new mentality taking root in New York’s locker room (see above).

Dart is a longhaired SEC-by-way-of-Utah first-round slinger who leaped into the starting job when it became clear in September that Russell Wilson wasn’t a fit. He’s treating NFL football like it’s a Friday night and he’s the God of the Gridiron, right up to and including high-fiving a ref after a touchdown.

Skattebo is a human Church Burp, pure id who seems to live his life by the simple mantra of “what would be the most kick-ass thing to do right this moment?” The Giants’ own scouting report called Skattebo a “carnage creator," which is pretty much the best assessment you could hope for. He’s become a meme too; search for “Skattebo runs like” on your favorite social media, or just watch him throw himself into defensive lines like they owe him money.

And their names! If you wrote a screenplay with a blonde quarterback named “Jaxson Dart” and a swerving bowling ball named “Skattebo,” you’d get it thrown back in your face for being too on-the-nose.

Statistically, Dart and Skattebo are still building their foundations. Skattebo’s 56.3 yards per game average ranks 19th in the league, though he is tied for fifth with 24 first-down runs, and third with five rushing touchdowns. He doesn’t get many yards, but the ones he does are important.

Dart’s progress has been slower, since the quarterback position is a scalpel to the running back’s sledgehammer. Since he took over as starter, the Giants are 2-1, dealing two playoff-contending teams — the Chargers and Eagles — their first loss of the season. But they’re bringing a spark that can’t be measured, not even by Next Gen Stats.

So why not give weirdness a chance? Why not lean into this strange brew of lunatic charisma for as long as it lasts? These two are wheelbarrows of social media clicks, if nothing else.

Whether that translates to football success remains to be seen, but hey, nothing else has worked lately, right?

We've got a season-high five matchups between ranked teams coming our way on Saturday, with Nashville, Athens, Tuscaloosa, South Bend and Provo playing host.

• No. 10 LSU at No. 17 Vanderbilt (12pm ET, ABC)

• No. 5 Ole Miss at No. 9 Georgia (3:30pm, ABC)

• No. 11 Tennessee at No. 6 Alabama (7:30pm, ABC)

• No. 20 USC at No. 13 Notre Dame (7:30pm, NBC)

• No. 23 Utah at No. 15 BYU (8pm, Fox)

Best of the rest: Louisville at No. 2 Miami (Fri. 7pm, ESPN); No. 1 Ohio State at Wisconsin (Sat. 3:30pm, CBS); Michigan State at No. 3 Indiana (Sat. 3:30pm, Peacock); No. 7 Texas Tech at Arizona State (Sat. 4pm, Fox); No. 21 Texas at Kentucky (Sat. 7pm, ESPN).

Happy surfin’.

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